Jokees Man Jokeees ;)

currently staying with Robert.
naw don't go jumpin to conclusions. my femaleness decided to be wide.

got a few gid jokes for ya.

• what did one saggy boob say to the other? ;

better perk up or people will think we're nuts XD

• theres 2 fleas on a fanny . one fleas a mugger and the others a junkie how do you tell them apart?

the muggers the one hiding in the bush and the junkies the one sniffin the crack xD

haha thats all the shitey jokes i have for you tonight. I'm away to watch 50 first dates. snuggle up to Robert and have a munchh

[[Stacy]] x

We Can Breathe in Space...

go:audio in 1 month and 6 days! @ glasgow garage. gunna be soo giid!

dont know what else to write tbh. im not gonna rant cos i rant too much. im not gonna tell you about my day cos its the same as usual. im cold and im tired. i got up too early today

this post is boring. yeaah i know. but im in a boring mood today so put up with it.

almost finished breaking dawn. only had it since wednesday.

[[Stacy]] x

Dreaams Man Fucksake Fucksake!

see these dreams i"m having by the way. it just proves I'm a fucking freak.

• first of all the dream when dean was raping me and he had a hairy back.
• then the dream where Nomis got kidnapped and we were all sad ;

and now last nights dream;

• i got in a fight with Pam and then later someone threw a petrol bomb and someone got hurt, at first i thought it was Robert that got hurt cause we had a fall out so i was all worried cos i didnt know where he was and then i was getting the blame for throwing that damn petrol bomb. then after all that i was in a shower and i had soap in my eyes.

fucksake fucksake. where the hell are these coming from.

no school for like a week. quality!

[[Stacy]] x

Freaaakin Acee (;

so at the moment I'm sitting in my small but humble wee hoose. my dad is playing his PlayStation 3 ,my mum is listening to music and my large lion like dog bracken is chasing a poor wee spider around the living room and trying t eat it.

i know i hate spiders and i have a phobia over them but that's such a wee shame. that poor wee baby will have been looking for his mummy and my dozy dug has gobbled it aw up.

tomorrow i have 3 periods of PE. eww yuck. i'll be sweating like Micheal Jackson in a nursery. I'm definatly not doing trampolining. last week that less than fortunate cripple bitch Mrs martin forced me to do a back drop and now my necks fucked. shes a fucken stutch. basketball should be OK though (:

furthermore its too warm and i want food so i shall go get a packet of chili heat wave Doritos yum yum

[[Stacy]] x

Worm Apple or Gang Rape.?

yesterday in music we had a weird but interesting debate about a worm apple and gang rape.
The querie was . would you rather eat an apple with a worm in it, the whole apple the gross slimy dirty worm and all or be gang raped.?
in fear of all creepy crawlies and squirmers i chose the gang rape.
but nearly all the males but Daniel chose the apple. euuurrrk! why would you want to eat a slimy worm apple.

anyhow , today was quite shitty to be honest. i had silly wee boys coming up to me and asking if i called some guy i never talk to before gay. and then that wee boy goes and tells the whole school i called that random guy (ollie i think) is gay. That wee boy. who is called jamie, better keep his large and ugly trap shut before i go all psycho on him and give him the severe malky, otherwise known as the "glesgy kiss" . Fuckin Little Arsehole.

[[Stacy]] x

Beverley The Feotus; About The Name

The Story Of Beverley The Feotus;
so yeah today in maths. chloe was talking about her twin sami. [[ they both happen to be two of my best freinds]] and i decided to tell my story;
when i was a feotus in ma mothers womb; i had a twin. but unfortunatley the twin didnt live as i beeing greedy ate all the food inside the womb and my twin feotus died fo starvation;
so yeah pam beeing pam thought i was gonna say that i ate my twin.
so we decided my twin feotus was to be called beverley because that was alternate name my mother chose for me..
so chloe then decided ; that the headlines will be;
Stacy Devours Beverley The Feotus.
Stacy The Youngest Murderer; Before She Was Born!

so yeah i apparently devoured my twin. and thats really the story

[[Stacy]] x

Slags These Days Im Tellin Yeh!

so aye yesterday i was innocently walking to the shop with my boyfriend, Robert, the shop which is literally 1 minute away from my house. and a hear my name get called. couldny see where it was comin from so i was like meh il just walk on.
so then as i got a bit further i see that its that inbred immigrant argyle and Tasha the trampy town bike.
[[who by the way has had more rides from different people than the first bus company]]

so i knew what was coming next she bangs into me and i push her. she pulls my hair & i stick the heed in her [[again]] and then get a few digs into her. then shes like

"argyle help"

and then argyle starts sayin; "fuck off Stacy back to where ya came fey"

am like scuse me? ive stayed here longer than you have you inbred. i walked away and it ended there. buttt the next day at school argyle is trying to claim Tasha battered me.

get real. she was shoutin argyle help and all she could do was pull my hair

slags these days im tellin yeh! FsFs!

[[Stacy]] x